I'm Just A Teenage Dirtbag




do you ever forget you need to pee and then like half an hour later remember you’re really desperate or is that just me

you’re so lazy that you procrastinate peeing

I was going to argue but yeah you’re right


grapes with seeds can go to hell

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

reblog if you have ever cried because school stresses you out


I’m doing an experiment


what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent


All Time Low and Jenna McDougall performing A Love Like War @ Newcastle O2 Academy 10.03.2014 (x)


My parents find it hard to punish me now because I literally care about nothing now

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