"hey since you’re up can u-"
i love jack johnson but being like bestfriends w him would give me anxiety. he’s so sassy and i’d be like “hey jack can u pass me that right there?” and he’d be like “yes i can but the real question is WILL i pass it to u and the answer to that is no” and i’d want to put my face in a garbage disposal
|—||Charles Bukowski (via agneslestrange)|
do me a favour. if a person wearing a long sleeved shirt or a sweatshirt and jeans on a hot day, don’t comment on it. don’t ask why they’re wearing it. don’t say anything at about it.
trust me, they know it’s hot, they know. but their reason for wearing what they’re wearing probably far outweighs the temperature outside.
I seriously can’t believe that this happened today. I’ve been waiting for 5 years for these very moments right here. I can’t even begin to explain how much this meant to me and to be able to tell these guys face-to-face what they’ve done for me is honestly all I could’ve asked for. I’m here today because of them and I just love them so much. I was kind of nervous because I never thought I’d actually meet them and John noticed how nervous I was and hugged me and was like “hey, are you alright?” I answered with “yeah I’m great! This is just so surreal to me. I’ve been waiting since 2009 for this and I wanted to thank you guys for keeping me alive” and John just held me tighter and told me he loved me. I’m still shaking.
why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay
i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home
this is the most relevant thing I have ever read
I’M SORRY I’M NOT INTERESTING OR FUNNY OR PRETTY I’M JUST KINDA HERE
it really sucks when u grow apart from ur friends it’s undoubtably the worst
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.