I'm Just A Teenage Dirtbag

tardis221b:

nowaywhorehey:

tardis221b:

do you ever forget you need to pee and then like half an hour later remember you’re really desperate or is that just me

you’re so lazy that you procrastinate peeing

I was going to argue but yeah you’re right

jamehcook:

grapes with seeds can go to hell

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

reblog if you have ever cried because school stresses you out

darlingyoufellapart:

I’m doing an experiment

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

defogs:

All Time Low and Jenna McDougall performing A Love Like War @ Newcastle O2 Academy 10.03.2014 (x)

sickinq:

My parents find it hard to punish me now because I literally care about nothing now

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